Table Crimes

Do you know what are 'table crimes'? In my own definition, 'table crimes' are classified as (very) annoying  acts that involves a table regardless of on, under or in it.

The 'Bank Officer' Crime

We all know it. There's always an annoying person behind the computer. They reject you, insult you, treat you like a dog. They seem to forget that it is us (the customer) whom paid them for work. Hmph!

The 'Noisy Eater' Crime

"Chiap! Chiap! Chiap!", says the 'noisy eater. They want the whole world to know what they're eating. Awesome. Just awesome.

The 'Tech Gadget Salesman' Crime

Ever been to Digital Mall in Sunway Pyramid? Try walking around it and you'll make enough money by selling old paper brochure that you got from them. Just saying.

Now that you know, you can always give them a sinister smile whenever they're committing it. Now you know how important 'moral' police are! =D

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